L.O.S.E.R
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006Here’s a script I’ve picked up recently..it’s about a L.O.S.E.R whom also happens to be friends with other bigger L.O.S.E.R.S
Characters involved :
-L.O.S.E.R 1 (L1) : pengkid kpd L.O.S.E.R 2
-L.O.S.E.R 2 (L2) : sengal dan mmg LOSER la…!!!
-L.O.S.E.R 3 (L3) : org yg bwk mulut..tp bwk citer yg salah & menyusahkan org lain
-’ELMA : mmg bukan di kalangan LOSERS kerna dia mmg org yg bijak,berpendidikan & berkerjaya
-NISA : me,myself & I who made the mistake of having pity for these LOSERS!
-XXX : friend of NISA & has little part in the story
Relatively this whole this has absolutely nothing to do with L.O.S.E.R 1 in the beginning..but I guess it was indeed a way to cheap publicity..right?It all started last month, when I have eventually advised (and in the MOST polite manner possible) to L.O.S.E.R 2 that it is within the best interest that L2 takes good care of self image in order to be respected (& not trashed like always) as I have heard complaints being made.
Scene 1:
In some miraculous manner, L.O.S.E.R 1 has managed to read the advice via sms that I’ve sent to L2 and, being the L.O.S.E.R that ‘it’ is..called me up at 2 a.m to express unhappiness over that stupidly small matter. And for the record, I had to wake up early the next morning to go to work! (see how inconsiderate some LOSERS can be..owh wait..they don’t even have decent lives to begin with..) Being the LOSER, who likes to express anger and somewhat ‘machoness’ (or so what ‘it’ presumes to be) L1 has managed to anger NISA. NISA at a point was also confused for when NISA confronted L.O.S.E.R 1 who is it eventually that you’re unhappy with; apparently it wasn’t NISA..but XXX who incidently told NISA to advise L2 due to some ‘arising issues’. NISA think it is better not to take sides and leaves it at that.
Scene 2 :
NISA bumps in to L.O.S.E.R 3 and since L3 is close to L2 NISA has expressed her discontent towards L1 who was a NOBODY to be involved in such small matter & should never be inconsiderate to drag others out of bed in weird hours! (just because perhaps L.O.S.E.R 1 was unable to sleep due to influence of crack) and so NISA has made a mistake. For L.O.S.E.R 3 for somewhat absurd reasons decided to spill to both L1 & L2 (as L3 as mentioned has a habit of bringing around stories). And TADA…….LOSER 1 steps in yet again and saves the day for LOSER 2 (what a pathetic dude!). The misunderstanding was that LOSER 3 claims that NISA said that XXX wanted to kick LOSER 2’s a** (now where in the world did this came from?) And so LOSER 1 wanted to pick a fight with XXX and called NISA up yet again to confirm and just to be all DRAMATIC about it.
SCENE 3 :
Nisa got to know that LOSER 3 was the one who innitiated it and so NISA who was tired after a long day’s work got annoyed and angry and EXPLODED.Yes..no more nisa_cool@yahoo.com. Subsequently, came the battle of smses which NISA didn’t want to engange in (lets not waste wealth upon fools). Last sms came about like so
L1 to NISA
L.O.S.E.R 1: k ni L.O.S.E.R 11!!xmo bising2 xmo ckp byk..esk angah nk tgk siapa kwn L.O.S.E.R 2 dan siapa yang susahkan L.O.S.E.R 2..yang nak hayun L.O.S.E.R 2 pun L.O.S.E.R 1 nk jumpa..kita tgk siapa hayun siapa nanti..
‘ELMA to NISA (in response after NISA fwds the sms to her)
‘ELMA : akela…loser tol la dak kau ni sak…takpe..kau pggl bdk2 kau yg bdn besar2 tu jumpe dia…baru dia tahu “langit tinggi rendah”
SCENE 4 :
the next day NISA goes about her routines as usual, awaiting for the BIG ’scene’ to take place…tapi takde pun. You can talk the talk, but you can’t walk the walk dude..
note:
-quotes in ” has been changed due to sensitivity of their content..hahaha
…you talk a lot like a girl la minah…dun act like ur somekinda cool dude..the fact is you’re still a girl like me..your strength is no more than mine..I’ll take you up any day…
